Skydiving Birthday Gift from Wifeyadministrator / July 15, 2017
I been yippity yapping for a long time about how brave I would be about skydiving until my wife had a surprise birthday present for me. SKYDIVING. I’ll admit it was fun going all the way up until the crew said we’re only halfway up, I almost changed my mind on the spot but it was too late so I went through with it anyway. I can’t recall how many feet it was up inn the skies but my goodness, when that door opened and the instructor said “the ground isn’t going anywhere, you’re gonna hit it.” How encouraging, I sure did hit it after letting out the loudest screams I have ever let eek out my Barry White vocal chords.